Difference between revisions of "Rejected Lip-Balm Marketing Campaign"

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*Often sent through the mail
*Often sent through the mail
*Known to unexpectedly explode myths about the quality of home-made products
*Known to unexpectedly explode myths about the quality of home-made products
*Designed to help you declare <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.dcmarketingconsultant.com/ <span style="color:black;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none!important;background:none!important; text-decoration:none;/*CITATION*/">internet marketing consultant</span>]</span> your independence from the evils of the international corporate machine
*Designed to help you declare your independence from the evils of the international corporate machine


It's... '''Unabalm!'''&trade;
It's... '''Unabalm!'''&trade;


''(This Tasteless Advertising Campaign brought to you by [[User:Woozle|Woozle]])''
''(This Tasteless Advertising Campaign brought to you by [[User:Woozle|Woozle]])''

Latest revision as of 18:24, 1 October 2011

Rejected marketing campaign for Harena's home-made lip-balm

It's...

  • Made by a nonconformist recluse in a small house somewhere in the woods
  • Often sent through the mail
  • Known to unexpectedly explode myths about the quality of home-made products
  • Designed to help you declare your independence from the evils of the international corporate machine

It's... Unabalm!™

(This Tasteless Advertising Campaign brought to you by Woozle)

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