Rejected Lip-Balm Marketing Campaign

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Rejected marketing campaign for Harena's home-made lip-balm


It's...

  • Made by a nonconformist recluse in a small house somewhere in the woods
  • Often sent through the mail
  • Known to unexpectedly explode myths about the quality of home-made products
  • Designed to help you declare your independence from the evils of the international corporate machine

It's... Unabalm!

(This Tasteless Advertising Campaign brought to you by Woozle)